TOP 5 WAY TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE (with the help of T.I.)

1. Ask the right question, WHAT YOU KNOW? and WHY YOU WANNA?

2. Try to be as stress free as possible and remember to LIVE YOUR LIFE.

3. Be ready for anything, and be ready for when they BRING 'EM OUT.

I don't know this kid, but it was the only video I could find that would embed at the right key....so enjoy?

4. Don't wait around, and make things happen ASAP.

5. A little MOTIVATION goes a LONG way...

that was hard.

TOP 5 WAYS TO CLEAR YOUR CONSCIOUS (with the help of Hilary Duff)

1. Let's talk about...no really....I want us to be cool. I think it's time to COME CLEAN.

2. That was SO YESTERDAY. Let's move past it...we can grow from it...who really cares...right?

3. I wasn't even there. I sleep, I WAKE UP, I go to work. That is sooo not me in that picture...

4. You are always right. I'm not arguing; I'm agreeing. Yes, yes of course, WHY NOT...

5. Do I know you? You are a total STRANGER. Get out of my face!...[you think they recognized me?]

TOP 5 WAYS TO RUIN YOUR REPUTATION (with the help of Chris Brown...fitting, I know)

1. POPPIN...someone upside their head; we can see the bruises...

2. Follow-up: So don't cause any physical DAMAGE...

3. Getting caught KISS KISS...ing the village whore...not a good look...

4. Please don't drink so much that you CRAWL...

5. Telling that prostitute GIMME THAT? Bad idea.

TOP 5 WAYS OF HOW NOT TO MAKE FRIENDS (with the help of *NSYNC)

1. Don't play dress up after the age of 4...

2. We can see you talking to yourself...

3. Creep is not cute...

4. Don't whip anything out when we are vid-chatting...

5. Violence was never, and will never be the answer...

TOP 5 WAYS TO WOO A GIRL (with the help of B2K):

1. Take your girl out. Every now and then she likes to =>

2. Agree with us, because we are ALWAYS right =>

3. You and I both know I am not just a "friend" =>

4. Even if we don't know, its your job to know =>

5. And TELL US HOW YOU FEEL!!! =>

TOP 5 WAYS TO NOT WOO A GIRL (with the help of Destiny's Child):

1. Umm, be employed. =>

2. Sometimes, we wanna be left alone. =>

3. Stop being greedy. =>

4. Your eyebrows give you away, you lying, piece of =>

5. When we are done with you, BE GONE =>