#9, #10, #11, #12

For the short years that I have been on this planet, I have had the great (mis)fortune to run across my fair share of creepers, I mean characters, I mean creepers. Then my boss pointed out, why don't you write these stories down because they are ACTUALLY ridiculous, so alas, consider the stories documented.


#9: There was the time I was stopped on campus one night by a fatherly Nigerian man. He saw what he liked, and decided to stop me. He told me his name was Samson, and he had seen me around, and he wanted to introduce himself to me. I just looked at him blankly, and continued on. He asked me what school I was in, the business school? No. I'm in the undergraduate program. What year? Junior. Oh okay. He then wanted to know if I could go over his house sometime? UMMMMMMMMMMMM NO. So then he asked if he could call me? No. He then asked if I had a phone. I said yes, but you can't call it. He said oh, and I walked away. Another person to avoid. 


#10: There was the old white man on the street who walked up to me and my coach and teammate, and told us to have a nice day. Then he pointed to me and said especially you, the beautiful one. He tells the guys, you know she's beautiful. She's so beautiful. Like she's beautiful. Now this man was OLD. I mean wrinkly head, his pants were at belly button height, white hair. As his parting shot, he taps me on the shoulder. HE TOUCHED ME!! EWWWWW!!


#11: I got winked at in the train. A guy purposely gets in the same car as me, and then stands next to me. I move, so he positions himself directly in front of me, and then waits for the eye contact,and catches. He sends me a wink, and I was mortified. I looked down and hoped he would leave.


#12: You are in a garbage truck with trash in it. Leave me alone.