TOP 5 WAYS TO RUIN YOUR REPUTATION (with the help of Chris Brown...fitting, I know)

1. POPPIN...someone upside their head; we can see the bruises...

2. Follow-up: So don't cause any physical DAMAGE...

3. Getting caught KISS KISS...ing the village whore...not a good look...

4. Please don't drink so much that you CRAWL...

5. Telling that prostitute GIMME THAT? Bad idea.