#6

For the short years that I have been on this planet, I have had the great (mis)fortune to run across my fair share of creepers, I mean characters, I mean creepers. Then my boss pointed out, why don't you write these stories down because they are ACTUALLY ridiculous, so alas, consider the stories documented.

#6: There was the guy in Greece that I "accidentally" gave my number to.... I'm pretty sure he was like 10 years my senior, and he friended me via facebook. Obviously that was my first problem. [side note: don't ever friend random men from Nigeria. They do odd things like call you and comment on your status after you friend not 5 minutes ago] So I don't think anything of it. Then one day, we have this extensive facebook chat conversation for like 2 hours about everything. I'm pretty there was a proposal hidden there. It does end with him saying that he was coming to visit me. Umm WHAT?! But for some reason, I stupidly continue on with this relationship. We plan our dates and times where we will get together to chat. We chat about all types of meaningless things. I of course am swooned by the fact that someone was paying me attention. Sad? Yes. Real? Of course. Then one day, I'm sitting in my dad's office when I get a call. After getting terrible reception, I realize that this is my friend from Greece giving me a call, and I panic. No way. But then it happens again and again over the next couple of days, and I realize that this is real life. I cut off that relationship by unfriending him and hoping he goes away.