1. But mommy, I thought fairy godmothers were supposed to make you beautiful, not curse you to eternal ugliness...

2. I believe the add said "Taste the rainbow" not wear it.

3. "Hello, Ms. Dress? Yes the NFL called. They want their shoulder pads back..."

4. I'm all for sports, but wow this woman did so much and more...
5. Watch out for the ugly monster's throw-up....oh nevermind. You're wearing it.
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